Social Suicide
Finally! The last blog!
In all of my previous blogs, I have been talking a lot about social media. Are you tired of it now? I know I am.
I’m tired of living my life in public. Tired of the people who use Twitter as a tool for CONVERSATION. Tired of not being able to do silly things for fear that someone might take a video of it and upload on Facebook. Tired of having to check the feeds every few minutes. Tired of the people who click “like” on stupid status updates like “I hate burbs.” Tired of the fact that social media turns people into annoying pricks. Tired of the people who chat on their BB when they are sitting with friends. Tired of the phony people who use social network as a means to promote themselves. Tired of endless application notifications. Tired of “friend requests” from people I have never known in my life. Tired of companies adopting social media as a way to “understand” their consumers. Tired of the people who put “It’s complicated” as their relationship status. Tired of the people who comment “good photo” on photos that are not. I am tired of everything.
If you are feeling like me, there is a way out. The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine can liberate us all. This machine lets you delete all your energy sucking social-networking profiles, kill all your fake virtual friends, and completely end your life in the Web 2.0 world. The cool thing is you get to write a testimony of your death too.
So long, goodbye.
